Ha! Gotcha. Bet you thought I meant ME! But no, (HELL no, to be perfectly clear)...
Wayne's little boy, Benjamin, was born this past Saturday. Which, in turn, leads to an incontrovertible fact. That is to say... Wayne is now a dad. For those of you who know him, that's... well... WAYNE!
WOW. I'm so excited, I'm about to pop! Not have-a-baby kind of pop, just so-happy-for-longtime-friend kind of pop. The child in question, is of course, incredibly cute. Adorable. Small and floppy.
Congratulations, my friend! I hear birth is the hard part, from here on out it's a cake walk.