This morning, as I got dressed:
Anna: "Mommy, what are you doing?"
Me: "Getting dressed."
Anna: "Oh. What's that?"
Me: "That's my bra, honey."
Anna: "Mommy, when my boobies get really long, too, then I'll wear a bra."
Me: ---- @!*%$!!&!
Laugh it up, tough guy. These here long ladies are the only ones you'll get 'til kingdom come, so- Laugh. It. Up.