I'm starting a new line of (non) celebrity perfume. I'm hoping I can get a picture on the advertisement like the one for Halle Berry's new line. (Just add in some spit stains, more tangles in her hair and a slightly doughier figure...)
My fragrance will have a base of soured milk with delicate notes of infant poop. I'll round it out with a subtle finale of unwashed body odor. I'm predicting a BIG reception from the public (i.e. everyone covering their noses and running in the opposite direction).
The only audience I think won't have a reaction? Moms with small babies. They won't notice the perfume at all. And why pay for what you already have for free?